This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
Here’s 50 euro’s. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover..
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
And I thought the beer was good here…
I’m having a beer, do you want one too?
No, I’m just gonna sit here and watch you drink yours.
Isn’t it too early to drink?
Isn’t it too early to ask stupid questions?
What do you want to drink? Beer? Whisky? Vodka?
Yes please, and tequila too!
Can I get you some water?
Do I look like a flippin’ fish bowl to you?, .... get me a beer!
Can I get you the check?
Sure, I love Czech beers!
Do you want some gum?
No thanks, it would spoil my beer breath!
Do you want ice?
You hold on to that. The next one that tries to water down my drink is gonna need it for his eye.
Do you want ice?
Are we trying to attract penguins or get me drunk in here? Focus mate!
Would you like to try our alcohol free beer?
Would you like to try putting your nuts in a scorpion nest?
Would you like an alcohol free beer?
Would you like an inflatable woman?
Would you like another drink?
Please ask that question again, but replace the word “you” for “I” and the word “drink” for “tip”.
Do you always have to drink that much?
Well, in these tough economic times and heavy taxes on the liquor industry, somebody has to do the responsible thing.